A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
The life out there, it dazzles. I mean, it blinds you to the things that are important. I’ve seen it devour relationships entirely. It’s meant to do that. Because for one person to have seen all that, to have tasted the glory, and then go back. It will tear you apart.
"Stepped on a lego brick in the dark and now i feel sadder than Sansa Stark".
SYDRIAN! SYDRIAN! SYDRIAN! SYDRIAN!
I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
Morgan Freeman on helium!!
I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING!
But what I REALLY want to hear is Morgan Freeman on sulfur hexafluoride.